Sydney. Extremely awkward.
Mila Kunis. Scarlett Johannson.
The Avengers cast.
Matthew Gray Gubler.
Star Wars. XMFC. The Avengers.
Lord of the Rings. Harry Potter.
Criminal Minds. Burn Notice.
The Daily Show. The Colbert Report.
How I Met Your Mother.
The Walking Dead.
The Beatles. Red Hot Chili Peppers.
All Time Low. Sublime. The Dirty Heads.
Reptiles. Sarcasm. Reading.

mishasminions:

BRB IMAGINING THOR AND THE HULK RAISING THEIR KIDS

Anonymous asked: I want you to eat my ass

jas0nwaterfalls:

i eat not, the ass that i know not.

and even still, not every ass encountered is to be engaged with.

ive eaten but a single ass in all my days so it is not likely that i shall eat yours.

with all this being said, i do wish your ass well. and i pray that you encounter one who is willing to do the service you require.

good day. and may the analingus find you wherever you may b

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thirstfollower:

a russian french fries gravy dish called a vladimir poutine

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dayandnightitsjustlife:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol


how on earth could this be negative, i’d be all for birth control after this

dayandnightitsjustlife:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

how on earth could this be negative, i’d be all for birth control after this

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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"I’d rather be in your bed."
6 word story (via vanillabow)

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thatfunnyblog:

too turnt

thatfunnyblog:

too turnt

mstrkrftz:

  Iceberg | Giacomo X Josh X Giorgi

mstrkrftz:

Iceberg | Giacomo X Josh X Giorgi